5.28.2007

My '07 one hundred movie goal.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theatres
Art School Confidential
Babel
Borat
Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time
Death of a President
Deathproof
Elizabethtown
Ghost Rider
Girl, Interrupted
Knocked Up
Little Miss Sunshine
Loving Annabelle
Marie Antoinette
Meet the Robinsons
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Planet Terror
Pretty Persuasion
Producing Adults
Ratatouille
Shrek the Third
Signs
Spider-Man 3
Suicide Girls: The First Tour
Suicide Girls: The Italian Villa
Thank You For Smoking
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
The Invisible
The Notorious Bettie Page
The Number 23
The Shining
Walk The Line
1408


33 / 100 movies. 33% done!

5.23.2007

Throw Some Cheese On Dat Bitch! (An Ode to Subway)

Subway...
Get money!
New money!
Heyy!

Turkey breast, Double-Stacked
Shredded Cheese, Monterey Jack
Shit Tight Sub Wrap
Just Bought A Turkey Club (Throw Some Cheese On Da Bitch!!)
Just Bought A BMT (Throw Some Cheese On Dat Bitch!!)
Just Bought A Tuna Sub (Throw Some Cheese On Dat Bitch!!)

Italian Boys Sellin Crack
Our Neighbours Gettin Smack
Shifts Tight No Slack
Just Bought A Teriyaki Wrap
Took It To Da Sub Shop Got Da Damn Bread Dropped
Fresh Toasted Flipped Flopped Chocolate Chip Cookies Hot
There's Hoes In Da parking lot Still Got My Oven Hott
New Money Motha Fucka Don't You See Da Big Light
Don't You See Da Big Chain
Don't You See Da Big Line
Wonda Who Dey Hatin' On Lately Baby It's Him,
Footlong, Six-inch, Fresh Meats Call Me Sub T,
Up In Yo 'hood I'm Da One Dat You Wanna Be
Hatas Wish Dey Could Roll Into Work At 9:30
Sunglasses Wit No Tint So Mothafuckas Know It's Me...

Italian Boys Sellin' Crack
Ten Figures, Snortin' Lines Out Back
Bread's Done, Half A Rack
Just Bought A Kid's Pack (Throw Some Cheese On Dat Bitch!!)
Just Bought A Roast Beef N Swiss (Extra Cheese On Da Bitch!!)
Just Bought A Veggie Max (Throw Some Cheese On Dat Bitch!!)

I Neva Slip I Neva Fall, A lot Of Hoes Give Me Dey Numbas But I NEVER CALL
A Real Employee look at V.I.P. AND SEE A FAX OR CALL and Afta We Hit Da Subway Club Imma Hit Dem Straws Yea
I'ma Break You Off And that's all
Every Freak Should Have A Picture Of My Pick On Dey Wall
Subway Be The Shit, 10 to 4 Be
The Shift Yea Dis Fa My Dawgs
Yea Gangsters, Hustlas, Wankstas, Bustas (Wait A Minute Muthafucka)

Italian Boys Sellin' Crack
Makin' Pizzas, But Dey Whack
Our Shit's Tight, No Slack
Just Bought A Dozen White Chip N Mac (Throw Some Chips On Da Bitch!!)
Just Bought A Chicken Parm (Throw Some Cheese On Dat Bitch!!)
Can I Get It Double-Stacked (Throw Some Cheese On Dat Bitch!!)

5.19.2007

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

"It was on the moral side, and in my own person, that I learned to recognise the thorough and primitive duality of man; I saw that, of the two natures that contended in the field of my consciousness, even if I could rightly be said to be either, it was only because I was radically both; and from an early date . . . I had learned to dwell with pleasure, as a beloved daydream, on the thought of the separation of these elements."

5.16.2007

Racing towards the new.

Just forget what you cannot replace
This sweet day is almost weightless and new
So I talk but no one can relate
To the fear I had when I was younger
Somehow I knew I'd end up empty and alone
We all accept in the same tired way
The gentle shift of continuous change
We confuse all the things that we say to ourselves
To the things we say to each other, it's always a lie
But at least we find some comfort for awhile
So we'll start where the others left off
Get in our cars and embrace something new
To escape you will always get caught
In the fear that what you had before was better
And you will become sick with the dream of knowing that
To the old

5.15.2007

Conor wants his hair back.. seriously.


I can't wait to dance like an idiot to The Faint on Memorial Day in Washington, DC.

Oberst's thoughts on heartbreak.

My day in Hell.

Everyone at work was pissy in the morning.
I just tried to ignore it and just stay out of the way while doing my job.
I was still miserable from last night; yes, it seems that misery carries over.
I never seem to be doing my job "right".
I witnessed a lady beat her little girl while threatening to kill her and throwing around the F word and didn't say anything along with other coworkers.
My Aunt Helen could even tell I was miserable when she called and asked me to do her a favour. She thought Megan and I were fighting.. again.
I got bitched at by unnamed coworker.. who also seemed inclined to use the F word as many times as humanly possible in one breath.
My movies are a day late and I haven't watched any of them.
I still have to clean up after yesterdays dinner catastrophe.
I feel sick to my stomach and exhausted.
The excitement I felt has turned into utter despair.

I'd rather be alone.

5.11.2007

Oh fuck.

05/11/2007
PENDING - Debit Card
$4.97-
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$23.96-
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$35.73-
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$1.60-
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$65.30-
05/11/2007
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$23.89-
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$20.00-
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$16.00-
05/10/2007
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$20.00-
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$50.98-

5.10.2007

Tegan & motherfucking Sara.

I'm going to see them in August!

Money.

I hate bills.
I hate taxes.
I hate money.


Err..


I hate today.

5.09.2007

Work and other six hour situations.

I'm tired.
I'm irritable.
I'm burning out.

Speaking of burning, I swear to God if I burn myself one more time on either the toaster oven or cookie/bread pans at Subway.. I'm going to burn the mother down. Why must customers ask for cookies that are still pretty much in a near-liquid state on a 400 degree metal pan?

Bastards.

Thankfully payday is tomorrow. I'm happy.
Except for the fact that I owe my entire check to someone or someplace or another.

Ugh.

5.08.2007

Reasons to believe that Conor Oberst is the real Spider Man.

After seeing the eagerly anticipated third addition to the Spider-Man series on Sunday night, I have come to the conclusion that Conor Oberst could easily have played the role of the revenge-obsessed Spidey. I would, personally, have NO problem at ALL with that, either. Conor is my hero.. and so is Spider-Man. So, who better to play his role?



They look so much alike that it's creepy. See for yourself..



I wish I had better photographs of Tobey Maguire so I could show you better.. but I guess you'll just have to see the movie. :-)